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Sunday, December 18, 2011

Cupcakes and Character Interview #1

Before anything else, this is now my favourite cupcake recipe: Mini Mint Chocolate Chip Cupcakes

Now then, let's interview Nathan Hazlett from Cantarella! These questions are taken from Laurie Campbell's blog

Temporary picture. Too lazy to draw and colour my own.

1. If you had a free day with no responsibilities and your only mission was to enjoy yourself, what would you do?
I don't want a free day because I love my job. It doesn't even feel like I'm working whenever I'm serving my princess.  
2. What impression do you make on people when they first meet you? How about after they've known you for a while?
I tend to come off as exuberant, or as Jaeden likes to put it, "the Energizer bunny on crack mixed with sugar". That being said, I scare off a good bit of people and my friends want to punch my face in at times.
3. What's your idea of a good marriage? Do you think that'll happen in your life?
Oh, well just a small wedding with close friends and family would be alright with me. Jaeden would be my best man, Caelan would be the bridesmaid whether he likes it or not...
I'm not holding my breath for it. Marcella's pretty stubborn. She's the only one who's lasted this long against my natural charms and good looks.
4. What are you most proud of about your life? (If they answer with something other than a personal statement, like a business achievement, ask "What about on a personal level?")
Hm...I guess getting Marcella to not point a gun at me everytime she sees me is something to be proud of...
5. What are you most ashamed of in your life? (Again, if necessary ask "What about on a personal level?")
Too many to list, but falling asleep and waking up in a leather stripper costume takes the cake. I didn't even notice until I walked into Marcella's room to bring her breakfast. I'm pretty sure Mikhail had something to do with it.
6. If you could spend the day with someone you admire (living or dead or imaginary), who would you pick?
I'd pick Marcella.
7. Do you think you've turned out the way your parents expected?
They don't really give a shit about me. They tried to sell me to some guy to pay off their gambling debt.
8. What do you believe about God? (If they believe in God, ask "What do you suppose God thinks of you?")
 Are you seriously asking that in 2054? There is no God and there never has been.
9. Is there anything you've always wanted to do but haven't done? What would happen if you did it?
I've always wanted to take Marcella out on a date. But two things are preventing me from doing that. One, there's no way she'd agree to it. Two, if she steps outside, we'd get attacked. If going on a date was possible, I'd take her to a book store, then an ice cream parlor. 
10. What's the worst thing that's happened in your life? What did you learn from it?
Getting chased by that scary guy and almost killed for my organs. That was also the best thing in my life because that's how I met my princess.
11. Tell me about your best friend. (If you think it might be interesting, ask "How did you meet? What do you like about this person? What do they like about you?")
Jaeden Isaac and Caelan Weaver are my best friends. I met Caelan in grade seven. He hasn't changed a bit since then. Still girly and too adorable for his own good. He attracts a lot of rapists and he's still oblivious to it. Ren had a field day beating them up.
I met Jaeden through Caelan. They're cousins. He used to be a tiny little thing, and now he's a chick magnet with his tanned skin, white hair and abs. He catches the attention of the same sex too...including his twin brother's... Too bad his social skills are the same level as a cactus' and his temperance is as cool as the surface of the sun. It's so fun to get him riled up. Just call him Jade and run like the devil's at your heels.    
12. What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone? Why? ("Why" is usually a good follow-up question to any response!)
Not counting the numerous times I've forced Caelan into a dress? I killed some guys. They were targeting my beloved Marcella. I can't let them do that.
13. What would you like it to say on your tombstone?
"I'm coming back for your brains."
14. Describe your ideal mate.
Marcella.
15. What are you most afraid of?
Being separated from the girl of my dreams. I don't care if you kill me, just let me die for her sake. 
16. What's the most important thing in your life? What do you value most?
I think that's pretty obvious by now.
17. What do you like best about yourself? Least?
I like to think I'm a good friend, y'know, someone you can go to for advice (I can't be held responsible if you follow my advice), a listener, things like that. I hate the fact that I can't leave anyone alone. I'm easily moved by what's in front of my eyes, so I'll always stop to help, even if it's not wanted.  
18. What do you like best about [the other character]? Least?
I love everything about Marcella. The way she screams at me for staring at her like a creepy old guy, her ridiculously good aim, the shampoo she uses... 
19. How do you feel about your life right now? What, if anything, would you like to change?
I'm content where I am now, but I'd want to be somewhere peaceful where I don't have to carry a gun with me just to go outside.
20. Are you lying to yourself about something? What is it?
I don't know if I'm lying to myself. Am I?

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