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Saturday, December 24, 2011

Character Interview #2

Alright, now we're going to torture...ahem, interview Jaeden Isaac from Monochromatic.

Temporary picture. But still hot. (Nea, please don't kill me.)
Fantasizing about man love is what keeps Kaye happy. Diehard yaoi fangirl activate!
1. If you had a free day with no responsibilities and your only mission was to enjoy yourself, what would you do?
Get away from all the freaks in this damn city.
2. What impression do you make on people when they first meet you? How about after they've known you for a while?
Why should I give a fuck about what other people think of me?
3. What's your idea of a good marriage? Do you think that'll happen in your life?
Marriage is annoying. You promise to stay together until death, but it never lasts. Why bother?
4. What are you most proud of about your life?
Living when everyone else from my hometown was slaughtered. Serves them right, bastards.
5. What are you most ashamed of in your life?
I can't believe I let Mikhail do that to me. Multiple times. A few times with his not-so mute sadist friend and the whiny he-bitch.  
6. If you could spend the day with someone you admire (living or dead or imaginary), who would you pick?
I'd rather be alone. There's no one I admire.
7. Do you think you've turned out the way your parents expected?
They wouldn't be forcing me to take anger management courses if I did.
8. What do you believe about God? (If they believe in God, ask "What do you suppose God thinks of you?")
I don't believe in God.  
9. Is there anything you've always wanted to do but haven't done? What would happen if you did it?
I've always wanted to kill Skye. Nea would...she'd... *shudders* 
10. What's the worst thing that's happened in your life? What did you learn from it?
I met the real Nea and not the fake one I thought I was dating. I learned that the woman is batshit crazy (the fake one is only half as insane) and she loves dressing up as a guy to drag me out on dates. It looks like we're homos, which entertains her to no end.
11. Tell me about your best friend.
Would seriously trying to murder Nathan be considered friendship? I have no fucking clue why he likes hanging around me. Is he retarded or just a masochist?
12. What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone? Why?
Pissing off Dominic. He's such a fake ass bastard, trying to act all nice and gentlemanly. He's even worse than I am. Never again. He broke my arm and gave me a limp (along with permanent mental scarring). The cuts were nothing compared to that.  
13. What would you like it to say on your tombstone?
"Later, losers."
14. Describe your ideal mate.
I'd rather not say anything. Nea might find out and decide that my head needs to be rewired or something.
15. What are you most afraid of?
Nea when she's PMS-ing. She's already scary enough when she's normal.  
16. What's the most important thing in your life? What do you value most?
...Mikhail. Even if he's like that, he's my only blood relative who didn't drop out on me.
17. What do you like best about yourself? Least?
Being exotic-looking has its pros and cons. I get free stuff and occassionally, job offers. The bad side is I get creepy stalkers and forced to have sex with my twin brother and his gay friends. Apparently, I'm fun to torture. (Yes Jade, you are fun to torture. Nothing like teasing an ass to start your day...double entendre FTW! XD)
18. What do you like best about [the other character]? Least?
Nea? I don't hate the fact that she doesn't think like a normal girl's supposed to. I can talk to her and not feel like she's some sort of alien...most of the time. She loses everyone when she starts talking about her genius-type job. That hobby of creating androids creeps me the fuck out.
19. How do you feel about your life right now? What, if anything, would you like to change?
My life is shitty. What's the point of fantasizing of a better life if I can make it happen with my own hands? Besides, watching your back constantly and shooting shitheads is what makes it interesting.
20. Are you lying to yourself about something? What is it?
I'm completely straight and I hate it when Mikhail tries weird shit on me. (Yup, you totally don't beg for it like a bitch in heat.)  

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